4Kids TV gets such a bad rep. Let’s fix that.Continue reading “It’s Time to Admit You Love 4Kids Theme Songs”
In my opinion, the ideal way to show this film is in the background.Continue reading “The Cowboy Way: The Shit You Find on Cable”
The fourth part of this action-adventure-comedy-sci-fi webcomic I’ve been making for a while debuts today! That’s what I mean by “takes off.”Continue reading “StarCrash Takes Off!! (with Jeff)”
Pt. 7.5 of The Harry Potter Readstravaganza
Thank you for tuning in once more to read my words galore. I have a little something-something to show you before I go on. Something I missed.Continue reading “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Pt. 2/2)”
Pt. 7 of The Harry Potter Readstravaganza
When I opened this book, I had a strong feeling that I’d already seen the best this series has to offer. But I was wrong, because this book contains what I believe to be the best joke in the entire series.
This book is the first (and therefore only) one in the series where the characters are allowed to curse. The character who throws the first (and only) “bitch”: none other than Mrs. Weasley.Continue reading “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Pt. 1/2)”
My first exposure to Spaceballs was as a kid of around six years old sitting on the family room floor. It was on that floor that I also watched my father watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 and the Star Trek episode about tribbles, about how troublesome they were. On a similar floor in later years, I would come to watch my father watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Kung Pow, and a “Weird Al” Yankovic anthology. Spoofy things. Sci-fi things. In-joke things.
I say “I watched my father watch” deliberately, because I had no interest in these things.Continue reading “It’s Not You, It’s Me: Spaceballs and My Life with Parody Film”
Pt. 6.75 of The Harry Potter Readstravaganza
All these book covers were supposed to be a single post, but there’s just…so…..so durned many. If you missed our first batch of covers from around the world, go here first. Well, here we go!Continue reading “Harry Potter and the Seventy Fifty Billion Trillion MORE Book Covers”
Pt. 6.5 of The Harry Potter Readstravaganza
Not too long ago, I ranked Harry Potter Collector’s Edition covers from across time and space. There are some amazing, sumptuous covers for these books. And some bland ones, but that’s okay.Continue reading “Harry Potter and the Kajillion Book Covers”
I didn’t want to grade papers, so I made a game for myself. I know, I’m the teacher, the role model, the honorary adult as it were, but, to be fair, this is my first time playing this sort of make-believe. So I wasn’t always this immature.Continue reading “Thursday’s Dragon: A Tale of Procrastination”