Top 5 Most Epic Blondie Movie Endings, Presented Without Context

Are you a Blondie superfan? Neither am I. Thanks to my funnypaper-reading daddie and my movie buff mommie, though, I’ve absorbed Blondie knowledge all my life against my will. Here are my picks for the top 5 most entertaining Blondie movies, ranked purely by their last 5-50 seconds of runtime.

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It is here. At long last, the world knows where to find the online “headquarters” of Joi Massat. We welcome this day with loving arms.

How many people will read this? Not this blog, but like, this post. Five people? Six?

Anyway, thank you for visiting. Dedicated Quinlan Circle fans may know me as an artist for ATL: Stories from the Retrofuture, but profound Quinlan Circle fans know that I’m a writer above all, for they know I have created The Fifty Names of Scooby-Doo. What a seminal work that one is. Someday soon I’ll put out fiction that isn’t just a creepypasta. I’m always writing, and I hope to publish a serial story or two on QC in the near future. Keep your eyes peeped.

But for now, I’ll just publish blog posts. On stories I’ve read or watched, mostly.

Hope you have a nice day!